Why hello there, my name's Tyson. I'm 20. Male. Relatively hetero. Single. On here you'll find whatever interests me at a moment. Usually assorted Fandom, food, motorcycles, cars, women, and a lot of sex. Defs 18+ I love chatting so if you ever want to know anything pleeeease ask.
thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
It does mean tear free as in not burning your eyes
It literally said that in the commercials
For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
Sadly, being in the humanities means that I will almost NEVER find my books for free online (since most aren’t technically text books) but this is for others, hope this helps :(
If we date my butt is literally yours. You can poke it, pinch it, spank it, use it as a pillow, idc it’s yours.
Home wasn’t a set house, or a single town on a map. It was wherever the people who loved you were, whenever you were together. Not a place, but a moment, and then another, building on each other like bricks to create a solid shelter that you take with you for your entire life, wherever you may go.
Sarah Dessen, What Happened to Goodbye (via quotethat)
hi if you’re reading this
- i’m glad you exist
- you look great
- you make me happy
- i hope you’re having a great day