Why hello there, my name's Tyson. I'm 20. Male. Relatively hetero. Single. On here you'll find whatever interests me at a moment. Usually assorted Fandom, food, motorcycles, cars, women, and a lot of sex. Defs 18+ I love chatting so if you ever want to know anything pleeeease ask.
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sweetsweetoilsee:

Burned my bra for thigh high Thursday! 

sweetsweetoilsee:

Burned my bra for thigh high Thursday! 

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, German artist.

eliasdead:

Trying to get swoll

eliasdead:

Trying to get swoll

systemofadowny:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes


WOAH

systemofadowny:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

WOAH

scrotaliciouss:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY


It does mean tear free as in not burning your eyes It literally said that in the commercialshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp0NqKvoYA

scrotaliciouss:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

It does mean tear free as in not burning your eyes
It literally said that in the commercials

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp0NqKvoYA

(Source: zozososoxoxo)

Date someone who begs to go down on you.

—RP (via ridiculouslyproper)

jordangeredspecies:

If we date my butt is literally yours. You can poke it, pinch it, spank it, use it as a pillow, idc it’s yours.

Home wasn’t a set house, or a single town on a map. It was wherever the people who loved you were, whenever you were together. Not a place, but a moment, and then another, building on each other like bricks to create a solid shelter that you take with you for your entire life, wherever you may go.

—Sarah Dessen, What Happened to Goodbye (via quotethat)

plantinq:

hi if you’re reading this

  • i’m glad you exist
  • you look great
  • you make me happy
  • i hope you’re having a great day

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner